Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex – Such a Loser

sph phone sexI received an email from a gentleman (if you can call him that) yesterday.  He asked me if I was hot for his body and if I’d like to fuck him, and he attached a picture.  I always hesitate when I receive pictures that were not requested, or by someone who hasn’t even called me yet – but for some reason my interest was piqued.  The man in the picture was all big and muscular – like really buff.  It was all fine and dandy until I got to the place where his dick should have been.  Yep.  You read that correctly.  Lost in all of those muscles was this teeny-tiny pathetic excuse for a cock.  Hence the small penis humiliation blog today.  This one is for you!

Do you honestly think for one second that I would let that teeny weenie come anywhere near me?  It doesn’t matter how big your muscles are, if that one muscle is missing.  I literally had to zoom in to see the thing that you call a cock.  I’ve seen a lipstick case with more girth than that.   Seriously, pathetic.

It makes no difference how much you work out – it will never compensate for what you are lacking – the one thing that makes you a man. Imagine the disappointment every woman you have ever come in contact with has been subjected too.  I know this girl would have been running for the hills, laughing uncontrollably at that tiny pecker. 

In any case, I made sure and shared this unwanted photo with all of my girlfriends, and we all had a great laugh at your expense.  I’m still laughing about it today in fact.  If that wasn’t the reaction you were looking for, I don’t know what to tell ya!

If small penis humiliation phone sex is what you crave, then call me.  I have no problem laughing at a pathetic loser with a tiny dick while I paint my toenails.  And if you are gonna send me nude pics – give a girl some warning!

Drunk Slut Gets Fucked

drunk slutOMG! Y’all! I went to a party last night and got SO fucked up that I couldn’t even remember what I did the next day. All I know is that I woke up with a pounding headache and no clothes on. Oh  – and a pussy full of cum. That makes for a good night, huh?  I love that I’m a drunk slut.

I walked in my living room and there was a ton of me in there.  Naked men at that! One of them woke up and I asked him what happened last night.  He laughed and told me that it was a drunk slut gang bang.  Every single one of those guys fucked my hot little pussy and mouth and ass…and I just kept begging for more.  That sounds like me.

I love being a drunk slut, so give a call and let’s play. We will have so much fun.

Gang Bang Phone Sex at the Club

We all know that I’m a party girl, and I love to get fucked up as much as possible. I found this awesome new place to go – it’s a sex club – full of beds and stripper poles and party favors. I’ve discovered that I like gang bang phone sex just as much as I like party favors….and combine the two – well you can’t get better than that!

 

I met this big, rocked up guy with a big cock who had my favorite white powder.  I put that line on his rock hard abs and as soon as I inhaled my pussy was dripping. It wasn’t long before I was on my knees with his cock in my mouth.  The next thing I knew my skirt was up around my hips and I had another hard cock in my pussy.  I didn’t even see that guy coming – he was just fucking me out of no where.

When I stopped sucking cock and looked over my shoulder, I realized I was surrounded by 10 men from the club.  They all had their cocks in their hands and were jerking off waiting for one of my holes.  What’s a party girl like me to do? Let them use whatever hole they want – and that’s exactly what I did.

By the end of the night I was covered from head to toe in hot sticky cum.  It was seriously the best night ever, and I can’t wait to go again.  I am sure it will end in gang bang phone sex again!

If you want a hot, dirty, phone fuck – call me.

Party Girl Phone Sex, Are you in?

sph phone sexIf partying were and Olympic sport I would get the gold, silver and bronze metals each and every time there was a competition. There is no drug or drink I won’t do. If it gives me a buzz, alters my senses and takes all my inhibitions away, I am game. I live for fun and don’t give a damned about sensibility or responsibility. Girls just want to have fun, or at least this girl just wants to have fun. I find that the higher I get the less I worry about what is proper or acceptable to everyone else and the more I focus on what makes me happy. Wanna have party girl phone sex with me?

My idea of the perfect night is lots of drugs, lots of sex, and lots of kinky fetishes. I don’t care if I am enjoying the company of men or women as long as sex is involved, I want it all. I don’t care if we are drinking, popping pills, snorting or shooting, take me to another dimension and fly away with me. And as for fetishes, I have tried all sorts of things; latex, dolls, anal, animal, bondage, A&M, golden showers, and so much more. And I love it all.

Want to impress me? Pack a lunch, bring some friends and know we are going to be a while. Be armed with party favors and some outrageous fetish ideas and see if you can turn me on to something new. Are you game? Can you keep it free and easy and super kinky? Can you keep up with me? I would love to get to know you better and see what tricks you have up your sleeve. Call me for party girl phone sex and lets see!