Trailer Trash Slut goes to Jail…

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So the other night I was down the street at my friend’s trailer, looking to score a few party favors but my timing was really bad. I’m guessin the local pig department was keepin a close eye on his place and in busts all kinda cops. And away we went. The local jail wasn’t where I was a wantin to spend my night!!

When you go to jail, they “voucher” everything you have on you. They made me strip down and vouchered everything right down to the last cum stain in my panties! The strip search wasn’t as bad as I thought it was gonna be. I always figured a woman cop would do that part but the man cop was actually pretty sexy so the pussy groping I got made my pregnant trailer trash cunt nice and wet!

 

All those fingers up in my twat had me as horny as a 3 peckered billy goat and I didn’t care much what I had to do to get myself off. There were 2 other females in the tiny cell I was tossed into. 1 was kinda butch but the other girl was more my style.

I learned that in jail you don’t actually get to pick who fucks you. The butch girl was makin her moves and the hot chick joined right in. They didn’t even ask me if I wanted to fuck around. I was pushed down on the mattress and before I knew it, my head was shoved right into her pussy. I’m no stranger to some girl on girl fun but this was different. There wasn’t no cocks around, no man meat so suck on, no dicks to ride… just cunt everywhere.

I am all about making the best of my situations so I went down on her like it was my last meal. I had her cummin like a freight train! Well, not long after that, my daddy posted my bail and I was grateful, but still way horny. I told him what happened to me during my time in the big house, and how it got me all horny and he laughed. He told me he had the perfect solution to my problem.

I have to admit its been a hot minute since I had my daddy’s pleasure pole but lordy did I enjoy it! He said he loves fucking his pregnant daughter more than he ever loved fuckin mama! That makes me feel proud and special! SO what started out as a bad day ended up not bein so bad…  Lovin’ is always best when ya keepin it in the family!

Iffin you’ve gotta thing for family fun phone sex, we be needin to talk! I am all that smart with the book learnin stuff but incest is something I’ve node how to do since I was knee high to a grass hopper! Get to dialin cuz I’m a ready to get to fuckin!!!

What is yer most twisted fantasy?

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I’m always getting IMs askin’ the same question. “Can we really talk about everything, cause some a my fantasies are totally fucked up. I wouldn’t want to shock you. I have a very twisted fantasy”

First of all, lemme answer that and clear shit up rite now! I will talk to yer sick twisted ass bout absolutely everything. Ya kan’t do it fer real a course but we can talk about it until ya jerk that fukin dick right off if ya wanna. Next,  I cant be shocked and lordy knows guys have tried. So, whatta say? You think you have the one fantasy that is going to take me over the edge? Finally, I bet it won’t. Imma no limits kinda girl. Just look at me. 

All a those sick, twisted, illegal things are so fun ta talk about. Ya know me, Im always knocked up and have plenty playthings around we can talk bout. So which sick demented twisted one are we gonna talk bout first?

Horny customers like you can find me right here. I work overnights now. That way they iz sleepy and its easy to get the party started if ya know what I mean.

Now, Call me perv! Lets get down an dirty talkin about all that sick shit.

Twisted Fantasy Specialist

MaryKate  (888) 314-8907