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sph phone sexYou guys who call me with your tiny cocks and sph phone sex fetishes are a trip!  I mean, come on! You can barely call that thing a dick. In fact, it’s not even a dick, all you are doing is rubbing your clit like a girl.

Did you honestly think that calling me with that pathetic excuse for a cock would turn me on? You seriously thought that I would let you get near me with that tiny thing? I’m a size queen baby, and you ain’t got it. There has to be at least 8 inches of fat cock to be able to enjoy this splendid pussy, and you are hanging in the 3 to 4 inch range.  Not even close, buddy.

I just sit back and laugh at how you can even call yourself a man.  Isn’t actually having a dick the foundation of manhood?  That’s what I thought it was. You, my dear, are basically a woman.  No more boxers for you.  Put on some pretty pink panties and call it what it is – a clit! That’s right.  You have a clit and pussy in those panties. LOL.

And while you are listening to me laugh at that pathetic excuse for a penis, you are just rubbing away – trying to make that pussy squirt like a little slut.  You know you are never going to actually put that tiny thing inside me, so you just have to sit back and watch while I get fucked by real men, with real cocks.  All you will get to do is see how tiny you are compared to them – and for some reason that makes you want to cum.

Now, you pathetic fuck, pick up the phone and call me with that clit in your hand so I can have sph phone sex with you.  I need a laugh today. 855-633-6124

 

 

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I’m a serious big black cock lover. It isn’t solely the only cock I will take but I consider it my favorite! The other day a white man asked when was the last time I got fucked. Well I told him it was a few days ago, by a black man. I also couldn’t help but mention the ginormous size of his dick too. Then this white guy said something hilarious. He said “I thought their huge size was a myth”. HAHA.

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Well I obviously had to set him straight. I will admit not every single chocolate cock is large but many of them are. Most black guys I’ve been with were definitely packing big ones. It makes me laugh when white dudes think I’m bullshitting them about this. Would you prefer I bring over some of my black fuck buddies to prove their length and width? Because I can make that happen. Then you can get your white dickk out and we can compare sizes. Then I can laugh at you even more just before you watch them screw me!

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Wait until you get a chance to have some of this young pussy! That’s only if you’re lucky enough to ever get it. Not every man or little guy can have me.

Even sissies try to fuck me and I have to laugh every time! They just don’t get it. I deserve bigger and better always! You might wonder how my pussy stays super tight.

Well I was blessed with an ultra tight pussy! Fuck me as much as you like with your thick cock. Pull out after a while then let my pussy rest for a few minutes. After that it will feel virgin tight again!

But may I remind you that not every guy is entitled to that absolute pleasure. You have to be well hung and if you’re not hung then I’m sorry, sweetie! I might let you watch me fuck someone else though, hehehe.

So which kinda guy are you anyway? The one who is well hung or the one who would be lucky enough to even taste me? I guess we’ll see!

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After the unfortunate event of seeing your little pecker I now believe you need small cock humiliation! I can’t believe you thought it would be funny to put that tiny thing in my face. Obviously I’m not going to enjoy something so tiny in front of my damn face! Who do you think you are huh? I’m not letting you get away with this.

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Hell no. You’re most definitely going to pay for your stupidity!  I will make sure that you realize that literally no woman wants a tiny dick like that. Come one, did you really think that was some secret? It doesn’t take rocket science to figure it out! The obvious fact is a woman prefers something much bigger. Maybe I’m a tad bit wicked but you’ll get over it!

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Becoming your cuckold Mistress was what needed to happen. It was the best thing for you. Good medicine I say! No longer was I going to put up with unsatisfying dick. Instead, I was in search for something better and bigger.

From now on I wasn’t fucking your small dick anymore. Do you realize how much it SUCKS to fake an orgasm? Yikes. I will never do that again to myself. No woman needs to put up with that mess!

So you know the rules now. I get cock that satisfies me while you take care of me. I will even reward you with watching me take it! Pamper your cuckold Mistress and receive some delightful benefits.

It doesn’t have to be a bad deal. If you just accept that this is your life now then we’re ready to begin. I’m so ready for satisfactory cock and orgasms! Trust me, things will be good for you too. Just don’t be whiny. Be thankful I still keep you around to watch.

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Let’s try this small dick humiliation phone sex thing for size. That’s no pun intended! The enchantress left her book of spells right near the cauldron. As her apprentice, I was only supposed to clean up the lair. But some glitter fell out of the pages and I looked. It was some design on how to conjure up a big dick on an average size male. From what I was seeing the average size looked way smaller.

small dick humiliation phone sex As I read through the requirements and potions it excited me. There couldn’t be any harm in trying to get Stumpy as I call him, something bigger. Plus he would be the perfect troll to cast my first spell on. It didn’t take much for me to call him over. He’s like a little lost furry friend around me. I think he was intrigued about having a bigger dick too. There wasn’t an enchantress or wizard that didn’t make fun of him. So, if anything I would be doing him a favor!

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I sat the book up and turned the pages stirring up the potions. Stumpy was clapping his hands in excitement to finally not be the target of cruel jokes. I tried to remember everything the enchantress taught me about magic is a powerful thing. I blew as hard as I could but it was a failed attempt.

And it’s a real embarrassment for stumpy. He was five inches smaller than before. Oh well, Stumpy I am so sorry. I am still just an apprentice and not a full enchantress. It’s not my fault that your dick shrank in size. But I can tell you how fun it is to make fun of you during a small dick humiliation phone sex call!